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So who do we thank for pictures like this?  Is it Demi Moore?  I personally think it is.  I know that pole dancing has become this “exercising” phenomenon lately.  And while it sounds tasty, I dont’ want tons of undesirable women in my gym learning how to give lap dances.  But kudos to Demi for doing the movie Striptease.  I think she started all this.

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By the way we’re taking a new format.  I decided the little thumbnails didn’t give these girls justice.  Bigger pictures were needed.

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I tell ya you gotta pick a niche and stick with it.  Some people are born to be completely judgmental pricks.  Some people are born to run.  Some are born to make works of art.  But I’ll bet that a certain someone didn’t think to themselves “I’m gonna master the art of fingerpainting.”

I mean when you think of fingerpaints you think of when you were a kid. But the folks that created the scnenarios I’m about to share obviously took it a whole lot further.   Instead, they took the paint and actually painted their fingers.

And while I think it’s a little weird, it’s still kind of fascinating.  Check out these life situations but using hands and paint.

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I had no idea that these guys were pulling this kind of crap before the show Jackass.  I mean you kind of knew that they were skater guys who certainly sat on the extreme side of the fence.

However, I never saw this clip before.  I guess I could say parental discretion advised.  Wait until the hair on fire backflip.  It’s pretty intense.

Really.  I mean seriously guys.  What else can we say at this point?  Should we all just move to Latin America and find ourselves these sexy TV hosts?  I feel like Luli Fernandez is just one of a million of these chicks.  Then again, I know I’m wrong.  I know it’s only a handful of beauties that make it to the big time.

But sometimes it feels like every time I turn my head, 3 seconds later it’s another hot chick that speaks Spanish that creeps up on me.  Not only that, she of course at some point dated a soccer player.

My life is all wrong.  No direction.  I think the new path is just following around Latina television personalities.  Seems like the way to go for about a year.

More Luli after the jump

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Seriously guys.  In all seriousness.  If I’m being serious.  Do we really need to rag on this guy?  Do we?

These pictures and his title really say it all.  Wow.  I mean wow to the tenth wow.  This is just wowness.  Whoa.  A big fat Joey Lawrence “Whoa”.

I’m gonna go kill myself.

When you really think about it, it’s kind of impossible to top Woodstock.  Granted I never went to Woodstock, but I’ve heard about Woodstock.  My father, who was kind of a hippie back in his day. attended Woodstock.  And to this day, he can’t necessarily remember much, but he certainly remembers the good stuff.

Namely the fact that you had a gathering of not only thousands of people who wanted to do nothing more than smoke drugs, have sex and listen to music….but you also had an absolutely Hall of Fame collection of bands all in one place at the same time.

Sure we have Lollapalooza and other “All-Star Band” gatherings, but come on team.  Let’s not kid ourselves.  Woodstock was the creme de la creme and I personally don’t think it will ever be matched.  In honor of  1969’s Woodstock,  Life Magazine shared some amazing pictures of the event.

And here they are

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Let’s face it guys.  All of you have caught yourself looking at female bodybuilding at one point or another.  Now I’m by no means saying that that’s attractive at all.  However, once in a while you catch a chick who has a pretty face, the right implants and you have to admit, it’s kind of a turn on.

I think it’s when you can find a combination of a woman who clearly is in the kind of shape that would pulverize you, yet still holds on to the femininity we all hold dear to our hearts, that you find a woman in fitness you can appreciate.

So fellas, I’m not talking about the man/woman here.  I’m talking about the ones you know would take you in a fight but you’d kind of want them to kick your ass.

Here are 10 notable hotties in the fitness world.

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Click on the photo for more Nikki Visser

Anyone know anything about this Nikki Visser chick?  I don’t.   Here are a couple of things I have figured out though.  Push up bras are a wonderful wonderful thing.  Women just don’t look like this and if they do, I’m going to cry myself to sleep every day.  Third?  My keyboard is too messy to type right now.

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The Madness

The Complete Lingerie Football Photo guide - [COED Magazine]

5 Celebrities most likely to do in 2009 - [Holytaco]

Even Yesica Toscanini’s name sounds like I could lick it - [Gorillamask]

Victoria Silvstedt on the beach is ridiculous - [Flisted]

Girl doctors playing house - [Gunaxin]

10 Amazing Drunk Celebrity videos - [Manofest]

Charles Barkley continues his partying rampage - [Don Chavez]

New Year’s resolutions that never work out - [Nextround]

10 Things you should never say to a porn star - [Asylum]

Vida Guerra is all cleavage - [Celebrity Odor]

Oh My God.  Rainbows in Sprinklers! - [Tastybooze]

The 10 Most disturbing animals on earth - [Oddee]

Look we’re not saying she’s a gold digger….yet - [Derober]

The Best hot girl calendars of 2009- [College OTR]

Memory with beer bottle caps - [Flabber]

Teenage virginity pledges don’t work - [Attuworld]

Top Twelve posts from 2008 - [The Bachelor Guy]