As we all know, Halloween is not only a fun holiday for children to fill their already chunky bellies (yes too many children are obese today) with tasty treats, it’s also a time for females to put on outfits that on any other night they’d see on a female and say “that girl is such a whore.”
Really? So basically what I’m getting out of this is that on that one glorious night you’re basically admitting to us that that’s exactly how you’d like to dress otherwise I assume you’d be dressed as Peppermint Patty. Maybe? Possibly? Am I wrong here?
I could have easily put this into the “Great Workout Songs” category, but how money would it be if you attended a wedding and at the reception when the bride and groom first walk out they play this song and an announcer comes out screaming their names?
There’s gotta be at least one couple in America willing to do this. By the way it’s very tough to watch this clip without getting goose bumps when Michael Jordan comes out.
To say that Monica Leigh is hot would be an absolute insult. To call her attractive would be nothing more than the dumbest thing that could come out of my mouth. This woman is pure power. There’s no other way to put it.
If she told me to do something, I’d do it. If she walked through a mile of pig vomit I’d get on my knees and beg to kiss her tushy. Seriously, women like this just aren’t supposed to be here making us guys go absolutely insane.
She’s the kind of woman that ruins lives. Of course I love women like this, but in all honesty she’s way more dangerous than crack or heroin. Do you think she’d let me interview her?
“Bein Fresh is an Illness. I’m sick wit it.” So, do you guys think that’s something I wrote or that Mikey ‘Get like me’ made me want to vomit with?
You know what’s fresh? Mikey. You’re pretty fresh buddy. It looks like you use more beauty care products that a Miss America contestant. Just get it over with man.
Do the sex change, get the implants and enter the contest. You know you want to.
I don’t think you guys need me to tell you who Jayde Nicole is. I had her up here two days ago to congratulate her on her Playmate of the Year honors.
Well now she’s taking her celebrity and signing funny looking Asian dudes Playboy covers. If there was ever a time to envy Canada it’s right now. They may not get a gem like this for another 25 years (Remember, the last Canadian to grace a Playboy cover was Shannon Tweed over 20 years ago).
Question though: Who the hell is this blond next to her? She’s definitely the crappy wing girl who’s gonna try to get Jayde’s scraps when they hit the clubs later.
So what do you do when you get hurt and are out for an entire season? I suppose some people could sit back but Greg Oden?
Word is the guy is 20 lbs bulkier from lack of running. He decides “might as well work out like a machine so guys like Andrei Kirilenko spontaneously combust when they run into me.”
And what else does he do? Sport a new Mohawk which will hopefully make Damon Jones realize that only tough guys should have Mohawks, not little puss buckets who think they’re better than they are.
With the recent disappointing series in Tampa Bay, I have no choice but to focus on the funnier and lighter things that happen with the Yankees.
I just have to face the fact that this is a mediocre team, period. Even when A-Rod and Jorge come back, they’re still going to get spanked by teams like Cleveland, and even Los Angeles.
Whatever. Meet David! David just graduated from NYU and he must have been pissed at this team as well. He figured “if they’re not hustling home, I might as well show them how it’s done.”
Wouldn’t it have been so much better if it had been the Vikings Cheerleaders and not the Vikings players with female prostitutes on that boat? Just figured I’d mention that.
In any event, it looks like, as most cheerleaders are, the ladies of Minnesota are all about America. After all they traveled all the way to Qatar to give the troops some wood. And it seems they’re all about the every day man as well.
How about being into giving road head? Is that a possible cheerleader trait that we’ll see on a team’s homepage any time soon?
I’m not sure what their show consisted of, I just like seeing cheerleaders with naked cheerleaders an American flag in the background.
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